As the cabal that runs our government and that ever more powerful cleptocracy conspire to take nude photos of anyone who travels by air another less expensive idea is worth considering, flying in the nude.
Why spend billions to deploy machines more expensive than MRI machines just to make a database of nude photos when we can go to the airport butt naked? Without clothing it will be almost impossible to conceal
a bomb on ones person. Voila, Total Control!
I want the President, Hillary, Sarah Palin and The United States Senate to take the first nude plane ride in order to help motivate the American people to get behind a low budget solution to our fear of losing absolute control over this one amorphous thing, "terrorism".
The United States Military and military contractors have already led the way and shown you don't always need clothes to socialize with others. Now its time for the citizenry to step up and strip down, for the sake of the nation, for the great cause of balancing the budget and for the glory of our great flag.
Nudity is the citizen's armor for it is by being stark naked in the stratosphere that the evil bombs of those seeking revenge will be revealed.
Chant it with your fellow passengers, "Nudity is our Strength! Nudity is our Armor!" a hundred times and our nation will be the better for it.
Don't stare at anyone's crotch as they go down the aisle, this is strictly for national security.
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