DEVOURED BY WILD BEASTS

The recent demise of the super rich super adventurer, Stephen Faucet, echoed his larger than life image. I never studied this famous Kansan myself but he obviously had a sense for the fantastical world of lighter than air dirigibles and various feats of flight. As if a lifetime of world records was not enough Stephen Faucet has until the end been a man for the record books. Now we have irrefutable proof that the reclusive billionaire rendezvoused with the daughter of a poor peddler from Idaho.

That was her name too, "Idaho".

Mr. Faucet never tired of joking:

"I asked her what her name was, ya see, and she said, 'Idaho' and she did" then he would yuck it up to such an extent that it seemed everyone had to join in unless they wanted a pink slip.

Sad to say after having a nasty crash and a nastier cup of tea he apparently was overcome by wild beasts who got the better of him. Lunch for desert carnivores seems like a rather adventurous way to go but I get sick just thinking about what my kitty cat did to the canary last week.

From legend to lunch. I guess its not much different for all of us although only a few have the opportunity to move up the food chain by being eaten! Somewhere the wolves, coyotes, foxes and who knows what birds of prey or carrion slurpers may have feasted on Mr. Faucet. He lives in the beasts of the field. He must have been the most expensive animal feed ever.

As for the lady from Idaho she got away with the cash. A big fat suitcase of $100 dollar bills.

So remember, when you go out for a picnic try not to end up lunch.
So it was to be a rendevous in the desert but something went awry and Mr. Faucett made it into the Guinness again being the first,
BILLIONAIRE! EATEN BY WILD BEASTS!