Saturday, October 11, 2008

WIKILEAKS OF TURKISH DEPT OF DEFENSE PROGRAM TO CLONE ATATURK

In a world where WMD's seem to be the rage there are other things than nuclear weapons, poison gas and biological warfare to worry about. Now, a TOP SECRET document from the center of the Turkish State reveals a remarkable plan to clone a genetically identical Ataturk II from a cell culture started by cell culture pioneer Alexis Carrel.

Apparently the government believes a genetically identical Ataturk will be a great leader despite having an entirely different childhood and origin. " We will train him to be who he already is genetically, Ataturk, the greatest human being to ever walk the face of the earth." said the General in charge of the project.

The General denied rumors that a small battalion of Ataturks would be cloned. "Nonsense, he laughed, You only need one Ataturk at a time!"

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